Ophidian Khan’s Fangs & Fables Blog
Veteran William has found a profitable way to spend Halloween: charging trick-or-treaters for fortunes. Unfortunately, his ancient crystal ball has opinions of its own, and three thousand years of wisdom haven’t prepared it for the stupidity of modern customers.
Clawful accepts a Halloween dare to trick or treat at the Fright Zone and gather intel for Skeletor. Hordak has full-sized candy bars, but taking more than offered proves to be a terrible mistake.
A baffling management email pushes artificial intelligence past its limits in this AI workplace satire about jargon, blame, and zero clear answers.
A rainy spring morning, a wet porch, and one determined squirrel turned an ordinary laundry break into The Booga Incident. Inspired by an actual event, this short flash fiction piece follows a confused porch goblin, a mysterious patch of tasty concrete, and one grown adult making the only reasonable choice: yelling “Booga Booga Booga!” while nature briefly forgets how traction works.
In Astravorn, Lord Malovar believes destroying the moons will weaken Stargod the Man-Wolf. Instead, his final spell tears away the chains holding the beast back.
A Tyrannosaurus rex turns an ordinary work desk into a prehistoric Monday disaster, leaving Kobra Khan in its jaws, Scales crushed in its tiny arms, and Viper pinned beneath one massive foot.
Kobra Khan and the Snake Men return to a forbidden meadow in search of Easter eggs—despite a very clear warning from the Easter Bunny. This time, however, the guardian is waiting… and it has teeth.
A quiet warning rises from the deep wilds of Mythoss as Vernaliss Ardenscale senses an ancient prison beginning to stir. In this standalone fantasy short story, the old druid follows Pyralis north toward a failing ward and a darkness not yet free, but no longer sleeping.
Jason, Tommy, and Billy unlock Kaiju Power Rangers forms on Stone Ridge, wielding the ancient power of Rodan, Godzilla, and Anguirus in a cinematic first morph.
Goldar expected routine. Instead, he found a Ranger standing at Lord Zedd’s side. Not kneeling. Not restrained. Standing. In this multiverse confrontation, Lord Drakkon vs Goldar becomes a lesson in precision, dominance, and restraint — and a reminder that some Rangers don’t let their enemies rise again.
Lord Drakkon storms Bandora’s Palace with vengeance in his wake, stepping onto Lord Zedd’s crimson dais to claim the throne for himself. But the Emperor of Evil does not rise in fear. Instead, he reveals a power that forces the Dragon to reconsider everything.