The Grasshopper That Stole My Penny: Exclusive Interviews

FOX, visibly still processing the loss:
“It wasn’t about the penny. It was about principle. Structure. Order. Logic. That penny was symbolic—and very shiny. I had it buffed. Weekly. Anyway, I’ve moved on. I’m currently working on a new system to prevent airborne theft. Watch the skies.”

GRASSHOPPER, reclining on a mushroom throne, mid-laugh:
“Oh, the look on his face! Priceless. I told him from the start—never bet shiny things against a bug with bounce. It’s not theft if it’s fabulous.”