March of the Misfired Minions
A Toy Photo Adventure of Boneheads and Blunders Welcome to another ridiculous romp from the realm of plastic and prophecy! In this toy photography fantasy adventure, the ominous Black Falcon leads his undead skeleton...
Author: Ophidian Khan
Beef Jerky Diplomacy: A Tactical Disaster in Three Roars
Memoirs of Varnakk, Elite Serpent Guard (Unpaid Intern to Madness) Welcome to the Savage Wastes of Eternia, where MOTU T-Rex vs Snake Men battles turn diplomacy deadly and teriyaki jerky into a tactical miscalculation....
Tales of the Snake Men: Book Two – Chapter 9
Chapter 9: First Orders Back in reality, his body was silent and slumped in the claw’s grip, no longer resisting. The last flicker of rebellion in his eyes drowned in the green shimmer coating...
Tales of the Snake Men: Book Two – Chapter 8
Chapter 8: When the Voice Became His Own Inside the seething green cocoon of Slime, Kobra Khan’s body was still — but within his mind, an intense war raged. He stood in a vast,...
Tales of the Snake Men: Book Two – Chapter 7
Chapter 7: Birth of a Monster A pulse of pure pleasure tore through him as the ooze reached his core. His eyes rolled back, body arched violently, and fangs bared in a frozen gasp....
Tales of the Snake Men: Book Two – Chapter 6
Chapter 6: A Serpent’s Final Prayer King Hiss, towering and regal, standing before the Snake Men in the sacred chamber of Snake Mountain. His voice, a deep thunder, filled the room. “Kobra Khan,” he...
Tales of the Snake Men: Book Two – Chapter 5
Chapter 5: The Audience Kobra Khan roared, calling on every last shred of loyalty, pride, and fury. And with a sudden surge of strength, he broke one arm free. Slime splattered as he reached...
Tales of the Snake Men: Book Two – Chapter 4
Chapter 4: Breaking Point Memories of Serpentis, of his loyalty to King Hiss, blurred into static. But the Slime was relentless. And then as if to tip the balance further, the Slime pulled forth...
Tales of the Snake Men: Book Two – Chapter 3
Chapter 3: The Slime’s Embrace “I said let me out! I won’t be twisted into your monster—I won’t!” As he struggled violently. His muscles strained against the restraints as the first drops of Slime...
Tales of the Snake Men: Book Two – Chapter 2
Chapter 2: Dragged to the Pit Captured during a Horde ambush just outside the Serpentis jungle, Kobra Khan had made the ultimate sacrifice: himself. So his King and brethren could escape. “Becoming the thing...